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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me! ‘ – That’s Direct Marketing’
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ‘He’s very rich. ‘Marry him.’ – That’s Advertising’
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ‘Hi, I’m very rich. ‘Marry me – That’s Telemarketing’
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drop sit, offer her ride and then say: ‘By the way, I’m rich. Will you ‘Marry Me?’ – That’s Public Relations’
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: ‘You are very rich! ‘Can you marry! Me?’ – That’s Brand Recognition’
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me! ‘She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. – ‘That’s Customer Feedback’
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ‘I am very rich. Marry me! ‘And she introduces you to her husband. – ‘That’s demand and supply gap’
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: ‘I’m rich. Will you marry me?’ and she goes with him- ‘That’s competition eating into your market share’
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: ‘I’m rich, Marry me!’ your wife arrives. – ‘That’s restriction for entering new markets’
p/s: Maybe I should go up to her and say: ‘I’m not rich, marry me?’ – This is honesty. ;)
